2-1-15

     A few things I forgot to talk about yesterday concerning George Washington.  George being the great leader that he was knew that for an economy to be successful the government needed to pick winners and losers.  So he immediately sent out an imperial proclamation his buddies over at the General Kerosene Lantern Co. didn't need to pay any taxes and all the other kerosene companies would be systematically shut down to save the earth. 
     He also stacked the courts with activist judges that snubbed their noses at common sense and supported any and all anti-American ideas that came into their court.
     He also praised free-speech, religious freedom and privacy with his right hand and with his left signed executive orders and treaties to restrict all these freedoms, which he hated with a passion.
     It was for these reasons and others like them that America became a city on a hill.  A light shining in the darkness.  An economy unparalleled in the history of the world. 
     Oh...?  Wait a second.  Did I say George Washington?  Actually those things were and are being done by Obama, Bush Jr., Bush Sr., Clinton, etc. etc.  What Washington did was this crazy thing called following the Constitution.  He kept the country safe from foreign enemies.  He secured the borders.  He nominated the best men he could find to staff the courts etc. etc. 
     Imagine.  The country's economy grew at the astounding rate of 10 % per year.  In comparison the U.S. had a 2.2 % growth rate in 2013.
     This happened without Social Security or welfare or government grants or Medicade/Medicare, or any of the other garbage that we have today.

Chanon 

1-31-15

     You might be wondering how the U.S. became the greatest country in the history of the world.  Let me enlighten you. 

    
     Once upon a time there was a man named George Washington.  He was our very first President.  Now George knew that as President it was his job to solve all the problems of unwashed masses.  It was also his job to run the economy and the health care system and the college loan system and the environment and the...well, you get the idea.
      In his first speech to the ceremonial congress, because I mean c'mon George made the laws, he proposed heavy regulations, heavy taxes, more freebies to lull the masses and a new department to control all those crazies who actually supported the constitution.  Ha ha, what dopes!  He also took a few minutes to rail against the rich.  He waxed eloquent as he excoriated anyone who built a successful business and hired people.  Everyone knows that it's government that creates jobs not the private sector.  The rich, aka small business owners, were almost as big of dopes as those constitution lovers.
     He also spoke of the dire need to constantly poke America's nose into every country's business around the world.  "If America won't be the policeman of the world then who will be?!!" he roared as he pounded the podium with both fists.  He received a long standing ovation for that soundbite heard around the world.  That was the screaming headline on every media outlet, all tightly controlled by the president of course.
     He smiled his big, wooden smile as he shook hands and backslapped all his cronies on his way out, stepped into his stretch carriage as his security team held back the peasants and he cruised to his luxury mansion. 
     It was a perfect start towards building a strong, successful nation of free people that was every bit as exceptional as Cuba, North Korea and Venezuela.  Now you know the rest of the story.

Chanon